“Apparently Dillon Lane is filming a DCOM. It would be cool to see him take off on Disney since Nick was shit to Bucket and Skinner.”

“Bucket & Skinner’s Epic Adventures didn’t fail because it wasn’t music-oriented. It failed because the main characters made Bill & Ted seem like intellectuals.”

“Dillon Lane looks kind of like a lion with his hair and teeth. But lions are my favorite animal, and I think he’s hot. (;”

“I think Skinner from Bucket and Skinner is kind of adorable. Is it just me?”

“I’m so obsessed with Dillon Lane’s hair. The color, the roots, the style. That’s some pretty man hair!”

“Now that Bucket and Skinner is canceled, idk what I’m going to masturbate to… Skinner is a huge turn on.”

“Bucket & Skinner should’ve been a gay couple on Nick. It makes sense considering how much time they spend together.”

“As much as I loved Epic Breakup… I wish that Bucket didn’t go to the prom with Kelly… he needed to go with Skinner! <3”

“I want to see Taylor Gray & Dillon Lane as villains in Supah Ninjas.”

“Every time I see Dillon Lane wearing a lot of rings, I think about how badly I want to be fingered/fisted by him.”

“I want Dillon Lane to eat me out with his big, juicy lips.”

“I want to kiss Dillon Lane’s big, juicy lips.”

“One day, I’m going to marry Dillon Lane. :)”

“I think I’d like Bucket and Skinner more if Skinner’s voice didn’t annoy me so much. I’m not sure if that’s just how Dillon Lane talks or if it’s just for the show. If it’s the former, then that’s not his fault, but if it’s the latter, then I wouldn’t feel quite as bad for disliking it.”

“I want Dillon Lane to have sex with me until we explode tbh.”